Thursday, February 24, 2011

Homicidal Texter

A couple of months ago I was standing at the back of the 60 Pembina. There were two girls who were conversing about some intelligent topics like biology and physics, but speaking in very valley-girl-ish voices. Quite annoying, but strangely intriguing.

I looked down and there was a girl texting someone. I didn't mean to look, but I saw the word 'fucking' a few times and couldn't look away, "Remember I told you about those two fucking annoying girls on the bus that wouldn't stop talking?! Well they're on the bus again and they're fucking driving me crazy!!! I'm going to pull out a gun and start fucking shooting people!" 

Then she calmly put her phone back in her bag.

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